I was listening for that sound, because today we talked pre-Puritan English history. I love history--my second love after literature. In the process, I stomped a few fairytale-history butterflies: the Pilgrims and Indians didn't love each other right away. A bunch of the Pilgrims died the first winter, even after ransacking a Native American home they found. Thanksgiving is supposed to be in October. John Smith and Pocahontas were never in love, and they never sang about a river bend, and she married another dude.
Friends, then I get on a roll. One kid asks,"Why didn't anybody tell us about this stuff?!" Mostly because the totally true story is kind of heavy and complicated for a little kid. "Why do you know this stuff?!" Well, partially because I'm cynical and when something sounds like it is too tidy a story, I research to find the whole truth. "Is there anything else we should know about?" Jesus wasn't born in December. They think it was more like August and probably in the year 6.